dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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