at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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