are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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