At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Randomize
