butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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