do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Can I color on your dick again?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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