can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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