and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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