Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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