I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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