party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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