Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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