After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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