I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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