This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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