Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
even my farts smell like vagina
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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