i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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