I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
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