my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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