Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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