That's when you crack a 10am beer
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Just pee around me
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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