i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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