..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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