Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Just fell off a train. Bad.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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