My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
vagina is talking i cant
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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