Please, let me fuck your mom
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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