Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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