when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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