oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
vagina is talking i cant
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Randomize