Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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