why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Randomize
