Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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