We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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