i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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