I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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