Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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