I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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