he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
We named our party play list daddy issues
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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