Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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