we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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