He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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