I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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