She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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