12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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