i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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