I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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