I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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