Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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