I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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