I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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