Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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