I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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