we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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