All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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