I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
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I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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